Consumerists unite! New merchandise available!

7/20/2025

Thanks to our good buddy milkcrate merch we have fully fledged physicals of Rumors of Our Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated! They are now available to buy online on the milkcrate merch shop, but we will be selling the CDs at our local shows, soon. We also have a little texas run planned, too. We'll be hitting San Marcos, Austin, and maybe San Antonio! We will also have some album mini-posters and new shirt designs out, too!